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Saturday, May 19. 2012

Stripped: A Life of Strip and Tease in Clubland by Samantha Bailey

I had heard about this book and had seen the interview Sam did on This Morning: http://www.itv.com/thismorning/life/stripping-debate/ so i just had to download it to my kindle to have a read of it.

What a fantastic book and it had me hooked from start to finish, although it did get me into trouble on more than one occasion with G as I’ve had my head in this book and all he's got from me is fits of giggles periodically whist I was reading.

Sam started working life at Next in their warehouse and was bored out of her mind doing a normal 9-5 Monday to Friday job. She discovered that her glamorous Aunty Nya was in fact a stripper and sent girls over to Denmark to work in a club. Sam and her friend Alison left Next and embarked on an exciting journey to Denmark and into the world of Nightlife.

After a few years of Denmark Sam and Alison return to the UK and Alison decides she no longer wants to work in nightlife for fear off bumping into someone she knows however Sam loves her job and doesn’t want to stop dancing. She ends up working in 'Diamonds are forever' a club on an industrial site just off the North Circular where she ends up being the top dog and top earner here. It is only due to the house mother leaving to start a family and things changing at the club that makes her realise it’s time for a change and to try the top of the ladder.....Stringfellows.

From Strings she goes to work at 'Liberty Steel' but as the new House Mother where she sets up a school of etiquette, has run-ins with feminists and marches to parliament to object about the government changes to strip club licences.

Her insight to nightlife is gripping, addictive, factual and entertaining as are her descriptions of the customers! Be warned though if you buy this book for beach reading, don’t start it on the plane as your more than likely have finished it before you even land!

I rate this book 10/10 and defiantly the best read I’ve had in a long time.

Yaz xx

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Thursday, May 17. 2012

Back in the land of the living

Hi Guys, girls and stalkers, I bet you've missed me?! Wow no blogs since 6th May...tut tut tu Yazmin I’ve caused a grinding halt to the going on of Yazmin. I wonder what the S's have been up to in my absence as the phone calls and text messages have stopped for the last week all round I believe too. Hmmmm no good I’m sure.

Anyway well I had been busy until last weekend when on Sunday I felt a sore throat coming on and the sneezing started - head cold??? OH No Flu So yes I have been tucked up in bed, moaning like you wouldn’t believe and now I look like Rudolph! So massive apologies for the absent of myself in doing a live show on Monday night, I missed you all and the fun that we have. But I’m back now and nearly raring to go, just give me another 24 hours. If you know me and want to know where you can see me tomorrow, Saturday and Monday, drop me an email or text message and I’ll let you know. If you don’t, then I guess you'll have to wait to read all about it!

Have a good Thursday xxx

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Sunday, May 6. 2012

PNESI

I just love this..............Go on, you try it.........

LOL, were you the same as me? I bet you were and came out as a dirty bastard !!!!

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Mmmmm Frankie and benny's

I had a lunch date yesterday with my two beautiful boys so we decided to go to Frankie’s and benny's after being told there were no tables in pizza hut and the queue was coming out of the door! Loads of children’s birthday parties looked to be going on so I guess that’s why along with the fact it’s a cheap lunch with all you can eat for about £6 each. So off we headed to F&B where it was busy enough but they had room for the 3 of us.

I love the cocktails in there and was mortified to discover they no longer do our jelly beans so I opted for a coke float and a P.S: I Love You. I couldn’t decide what to have on the menu as I was so hungry everything looked good but I decided eventually on lasagne.

It was so nice I mulled the whole thing and then had a pudding too. Then it was off to work for me feeling all bloated, so not good but I soon danced it off in no time at all.

It was the last home game of the season and I’m pleased to say Wimbledon won 3-1 against Shrewsbury town so what a good end to the season. It was no way nearly as busy as Tit wank and I had hoped for though, but most importantly, a few our boys came in to see us and to say goodbye till next season. I will miss match days as they are always enjoyable to work, thanks to the wonderful crowd at AFC Wimbledon. Shame the same can’t be said about all of the away fans, but you can’t have everything in life can you.

TW and I had a few Sambuca’s’ as normal and I went home waffling and decided to have an early night.

Yaz xx

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Friday, May 4. 2012

Monster Hangover

LOL mid-week birthday parties are never good and always result in a hang over the next day just like they would on a weekend, but Wednesday nights party was brilliant and everyone was out for it too. Our lot have a tradition of dressing the birthday person up in a chosen outfit for at least an hour of the party…yes a proper birthday stitch up and today’s birthday boy wasn’t to escape it.

We had been out shopping with instructions to get a woman’s outfit for him, so had found a union jack dress (like Ginger spice), a wig and all the accessories that a woman would need! False eyelashes, handbag everything but the shoes! I couldn’t wait to get him dress up and well done birthday boy and fair play, he went along with it like a super trooper that he is. I have to say he actually looked pretty damn good as a woman too! It was so funny and everyone had a brilliant, although somewhat late night. However boy did I pay for it all day Thursday! I spent more or less the whole day in bed recovering and only getting up to make food. Oh well I guess you know you’ve had a wicked night when that happens the following day.

So now a week off till the next party, which can you believe it is next Wednesday….it’s that time of year when it’s party time more often than not……roll on October which is the next full month off from birthdays!

A partied out Yazmin xxx

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