I think the best way to describe this bloke is he's like Marmite, either love him or hate him! If you do love him it certainly won't be for his singing, as to be frank he just can't sing. But he does have this endless ability to entertain!
I had never watched The X Factor before this year as weekends were not the time to be sat at home watching 'crap' on telly! However this year things have changed and I am now sat at home watching the crap that 'normal' people watch and have been sucked into this Joke Factor.
I'm blaming this Rylan Clark as from the moment I saw his OTT reaction when Nicole told him that she was taking him through to the live shows, I’ve been hooked ever since. He has got to have won somewhere in the world an Oscar for that performance, in fact I think the Erotica awards should award him a golden cock award for that! (and Mandingo should sign him up for his first porn film debut...with a gob that big, he'd easily take him!)
If you haven’t seen it, You Tube have it here: http://youtu.be/-D669moKXiwNow tell me, have you ever seen anything like it before? How fucking OTT was that!
I just had to watch the first week of the live shows....surely no way was this man going to go any further than the first week and WTF was he going to wear?
Low and behold he proved to everyone watching that he in fact couldn’t sing, but he was an entertainer and I wasn't surprised to find him in the bottom two at the end of the show but Carolynne Poole....no way. That woman can belt it out and was one of my four favourites to win the show. However Louis took it to a dead lock after saying Carolynne's name first then changing his mind after the show’s producer whispered in his ear.
Hmmmm that didn't look too dodgy did it? Now when it goes to Dead Lock it means the judges cant decide who’s to go, so it's then down to the viewer’s votes and the one who carries the most votes goes on and the least gets eliminated. I was hopping mad when Carolynne was voted off and i then wanted to see what happened the following week and hence the rolling effect it has week to week once you start watching this crap
Now I have become against my better judgement a Rylan fan. It’s the outfits, the hair, the fake tans, the endearing Essex language, the inability to sing, the dancing (he can bust some funny moves) and his entertainment factor. If it were a comedy show, he'd win hands down. I said to G weeks ago, they should just boot him off and give him his own TV entertainment show!
Last weekend we watched another singer loose to Rylan...Kye Sones who was also eliminated via dead lock after the judge’s couldn’t decide who should go through.
So Rylan what have you got planned for us this week?
P.S: I loved your PSY 'Gang num style'.......Reem baby....pmsl